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on April 3, 2019 in Right Jokes

Abbot and Costello

COSTELLO:    I want to talk about the unemployment rate in Canada ABBOTT:        Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO:    That many people are out of work? ABBOTT:         No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO:    You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT:         5.6% Unemployed. COSTELLO:    Right, 5.6% out of work. ABBOTT:         No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO:    Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed. ABBOTT:         No, that’s 5.6%. COSTELLO:    WAIT A MINUTE.  Is it 5.6% or 23%? ABBOTT:        5.6% are unemployed.  23% are out of work. COSTELLO:    If you are out of work you are unemployed ABBOTT:        No, Trudeau said you can’t count the “Out of Work”  as the...

COSTELLO:    I want to talk about the unemployment rate in Canada ABBOTT:        Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO:    That many people are out of work? ABBOTT:         No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO:    You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT:         5.6% Unemployed. COSTELLO:   ...

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on December 9, 2018 in Right Jokes

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the...

8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow...

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on November 10, 2018 in Right Jokes

Voting Liberal

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299.8 mm/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by voting Liberal in the next election.

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299.8 mm/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving...

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on September 20, 2018 in Right Jokes

Little Johnny

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly. “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” Very good”, said the teacher. Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said. “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher. Eventually, it was...

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly....

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on March 2, 2018 in Right Jokes

A Day In the Life Of Justin Trudeau

Going to dinner at his favorite Indian Restaurant Putting His Life-skills to work For The Children Justin Working Hard to Bring Peace to Korea After His Hard day of Hard Work Taking Time to Be With Friends Playing Good Cop or Is It Bad Cop Or Feeling Frisky Cop https://rightedition.com/

Going to dinner at his favorite Indian Restaurant Putting His Life-skills to work For The Children Justin Working Hard to Bring Peace to Korea After His Hard day of Hard Work Taking Time to Be With Friends Playing Good...

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on February 17, 2016 in Right Jokes

ACTS 2:38…Conceal Carry and an Intruder

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38 !'(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: ‘Why did you just stand there? All the old lady...

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts...

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