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A Retired Politician

Working people frequently ask me, a retired politician, what I do to make my days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Pastor’s Sermon

The new Pastor in an Ottawa church had been told that he needed to deliver an inspiring sermon, and that it needed to have some “kick” to it. He was cautioned to avoid politics as a subject as several high-ranking politicians were in the congregation. But he couldn’t help himself, he just had to find a way to say it: Heavenly Father, We come before you today To ask your forgiveness and To seek your direction and guidance.     We know Your Word says, “Woe to those who call evil good”   But that is exactly what we have done…. View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Letter to God

A 10 year boy in Alberta wanted $100 badly, he needed a new bike. He prayed for weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God, requesting the $100. When the post office manager saw the letter, it was addressed “God, Canada,” he decided to send it to the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy $5. The Prime Minister thought that this would appear to be a lot of money to the boy and that it was a good start towards the $100. The little… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Hockey Joke

A US first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristin has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I am not an American.” “Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?”. “I’m a proud Canadian,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Girl On A Bridge

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?” So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever… View Article

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