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A Canadian in France – Where’s Your Passport?

A group of retired Canadian teachers recently went to France on a tour. William Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 88, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. “You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. “Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.” The old man said, “The last time I was here I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible!  Canadians always have to show their passports on arrival in… View Article

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A Bus Load of Politicians

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, ‘were they all dead?’ The old farmer… View Article

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A ‘Private’ Joke

Military: LT COL. Be careful out there! PRIVATE If I were going to be careful I’d have joined the Canadian Coast Guard. LT COL. Do you know what top secret is? PRIVATE Yes sir. It’s the kind of mission where you get medals but they send them to your relatives. LT COL. You are a shepherd by profession and a pacifist by nature? There are times though when you must fight off the wolves. Are you really a pacifist? PRIVATE No sir!

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10 Reasons to Start Drinking

It was 1919 (just before prohibition started) and the Canadian Liberal Party wanted to help the United States with their prohibition and came upon the following poster…I would have drunk, and drunk, and drunk. I mean seriously, Would you quit drinking?

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