British Pop Star Sam Smith Wants You To Have ‘Sex With Your Sadness.’ Hilarity Ensues.

Smith’s idea of “having sex with your sadness” triggered hilarity on Twitter:

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What if your sadness does not consent? Don’t get all rapey with your sadness, people. https://t.co/3D2G7oXA9w

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 3, 2017

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I’m content to be dry-humped by my sadness, tbh https://t.co/yCdQW6KqPA

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 3, 2017

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I’m, uh…I’m good, Sam, thanks.

— Hashtag Jopper (@thebirdroads) November 1, 2017

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Isn’t that banned in like 39 states?

— EggNoGordo (@JustPlainGordo) November 2, 2017

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This is a visual representation of sex with sadness pic.twitter.com/SFNbavxmx5

— Jake (@JakeBright34) November 3, 2017

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pic.twitter.com/NQXr02LlOV

— J U S T P R O CE S S (@justtheprocess) November 3, 2017

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No way. If my self-loathing found out I was cheating on it it would never speak to me again.

— Jeff (@RD_52169) November 3, 2017

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— Geno Chiarelli (@genosmalls) November 3, 2017

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