By Kevin Downey Jr
The worst part about the holiday season is dealing with relatives you’d rather not see. I’m Irish, and there are family members I only see at weddings and funerals. Otherwise, we neglect each other the way a liberal cuckboy ignores a check engine light.
Sometimes we have no choice but to endure and entertain a bolshie cousin or in-law. That doesn’t mean the evening is lost.
What if you could serve up some patriotic cocktails and not let the apparatchik know what she/he/it is drinking until they have pounded a few?
Consider these libations as bolshie-be-gone drinks. Once they know what they’ve ingested, they’ll ask for their fake fur coats and leave your home until next year.
Here are five patriotic cocktails guaranteed to clear your home of commie madness. Don’t tell them the name of the drink until after they’ve downed a few sips.
Thye’ll ask, “This is delicious, what is it?” Tell them the name and enjoy their anguish.
full story at https://pjmedia.com/culture/kevindowneyjr/2022/11/22/five-patriotic-cocktails-to-serve-your-commie-in-laws-if-you-are-forced-to-see-them-n1648041
Kevin Downey, Jr. Is a comedian and columnist. When he isn’t writing or performing on stage he is collecting surf records and perhaps practicing his mixologist skills at his tiki bar. His apartment, the Atomic Bunker, looks like it was furnished from George Jetson’s garage sale.