by BabylonBee.com
A new wave of controversy erupted as 12 women came forward alleging they had been sexually assaulted by whoever Trump’s vice presidential pick would end up being.
The damning allegations began to come in despite the fact that Trump has yet to officially name a running mate or even disclose whether the pick is a man or a woman. Sources confirmed at least a dozen highly credible accusers emerged to demand justice against whoever the VP candidate might be.
“Whoever the VP pick is, I am here to tell my story of how I was inappropriately touched by them,” claimed one accuser. “As soon as Trump sees fit to announce who his running mate is, I’m going to positively identify him… or her. Whatever. No matter who he picks, they aren’t going to get away with what they did. They must be held accountable!”