By Noah
Folks, I have bad news to report…
A lot of really good people — TRUMP VOTERS EVEN! — are losing their jobs after USAID has been shut down and it’s causing a ton of devastation.
We must bring light to this very important topic.
Hey, I don’t make the news, I just report it.
Like this fella, who was FINALLY just promoted to the night shift in the counting stars program, now fired on the spot:
Or what about this lady?
What is she supposed to do now? What about her family?
She was in charge of the entire program that was studying migration patters of fire ants to find better, more effective ways of turning them transgender.
What’s she supposed to do now?
And what are we supposed to do about the fire ants?
Just let them be non-trans?
Really?
Is that a “solution” to you?
Lost my job at USAID today. I was in charge of studying migration patterns of fire ants to identify better ways to make them transgender.
Now what? pic.twitter.com/qiQdnjRkCm— WifeOfCloud (@WifeOfCloud) February 5, 2025
Or how about RED from Texas, who had finally landed a job in the Rain Drop Racing Department and was doing incredible work refereeing raindrop races down the windows of government buildings.
Now?
UNEMPLOYED.
Just like that.
I just lost my job at usaid today, I was working in the rain drop racing Department, I was the honorary referee. After 10 years of refereeing raindrop racing on the Windows of the department building I’m unemployed!LMFAO!!!!!
— RED Texas (@REDTexas64) February 11, 2025
Or how about this guy?
He was studying the Ring Around the Rosie, and day after day he kept his pockets full of posies….
Rigorous work trying to figure out why the ashes were there and they all kept falling down.
Now?
LOST HIS JOB, NO WARNING AT ALL!
JUST LOST MY USAID JOB pic.twitter.com/w0tQ4ExQiN
— COACHTY (@TheRealTRTalks) February 11, 2025