News of star’s death followed immediately by word that Grim Reaper found dead
The Internet, long thought capable of handling anything after proving its ability to run Google, Facebook, Amazon, Youtube and Walmart programs simultaneously, suddenly crashed into oblivion on Friday with the explosion of “Chuck Norris Facts” that erupted.
Actually, that’s just one of those “Facts” making the rounds after the world learned it had lost Norris, an honored author, longtime martial arts champion, superstar of television and film, devoted father, husband to Gena, a Democrat who turned conservative when that party went too far, and humble comedian.
Norris wrote hundreds of columns that appeared on WorldNetDaily, explaining his life values, talking about those people like Ronald Reagan that he knew and more.
He’s known for his charitable works, teaching thousands of children the martial arts and giving them goals in life, and a hundred other good works.
But what he is KNOWN for are the “Chuck Norris Facts.”
Those are statements that seem impossible.
🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes.
If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies. pic.twitter.com/zK81wkczGs
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) March 20, 2026