on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A ‘Private’ Joke

Military:

LT COL.
Be careful out there!
PRIVATE
If I were going to be careful I’d have joined the Canadian Coast Guard.

LT COL.
Do you know what top secret is?
PRIVATE
Yes sir. It’s the kind of mission where you get medals but they send them to your relatives.

LT COL.
You are a shepherd by profession and a pacifist by nature? There are times though when you must fight off the wolves. Are you really a pacifist?
PRIVATE
No sir!