A Retired Politician

Working people frequently ask me, a retired politician, what I do to make my days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a commie goon. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I cursed him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came into town by bus.     Being a politician was dull so I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important at my age.