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Thief shoots himself in foot – Keeping A Breast of Things or Two

Thief shoots himself in foot – Keeping A Breast of Things or Two
A Brazilian crook shot himself in the foot while trying to burglarize a bar, then left a trail of blood that led police straight to his home, police said on Thursday. Police in the town of Petropolis in the mountains near Rio de Janeiro said they had arrested Carlos Henrique Auad, 29, on Wednesday at his home just about a hundred yards from the bar.
Police said Auad had broken into the bar several days earlier and had stolen a television set. He broke into the bar through the roof again on Tuesday night, but fell down and accidentally shot himself in the right foot, police said.

A Florida woman thought herself to be lacking physically in the chest region took to the streets to raise money for a bust enhancement.
Carrying a hot pink sign that in bright blue capital letters read, ‘Not Homeless Need Boobs,’ Christina Andrews of Pensacola walked up and down the shoulder of a busy intersection raising money for her cosmetic surgery. To Andrews surprise many generous drivers stopped to donate some money towards her charitable cause.
Though Andrews final profit from her adventures soliciting cash remains unknown many passing motorists did stop to contribute.’ ‘I thought people would just laugh and keep riding,’ she told the news station, ‘but they’re like, ‘Hey – here’s some money.’

Denounced as illegal and a health hazard by experts, the 100-euro-per-day (£86) rental of the 29-year-old’s breasts is thought to be the first such commercial venture since France legalized gay marriage and adoption earlier this year.
The new mother posted the novel offer on the website (e-rental), whose motto is: “With, everything is up for rent.
“I am a young mother in full health, a trained nurse, 29 years old, and I’m renting out my breasts to feed young babies. In one day I can offer you up to a dozen feeds for your baby,” reads the ad by “cecelia232” titled “Breast rental – breast-feeding – Boulogne”, a district on the western outskirts of Paris.
“Breastfeeding allows babies to be in the best of health, but gay men in couples don’t have the option of breastfeeding their babies. In fact, breast milk gives them full nutrition,” she adds.
“Contact me through the site. Don’t bother if you’re not serious,” the post ends.

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