Poor Alberta!

Poor Alberta!
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS WHEN ALL THROUGH THE LAND
NOT A JOB TO BE FOUND AND I’VE JUST BEEN CANNED.
THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE IS LONGER THAN EVER BEFORE
SOON I’LL BE KNOCKING ON THE FOOD BANKS DOOR.
THE GOVERNMENT IS OFF ON THEIR HOLIDAY BREAK,
DREAMING OF PENSIONS THEY WILL SOON MAKE
EVERYONE’S ANGRY WITH THE DAMN NDP
THE FARMERS LOOKING FORWARD TO OHS & WCB
CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOW THE WORD OF THE DAY
TWAS GLOBAL WARMING UNTIL FACTS GOT IN THE WAY.
NOW TRUDEAU, NOW NOTLEY, NOW WYNN AND THE REST
ARE BURYING US DEEP, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?
UP TAXES, UP FEES, UP LEVIES YOU SAY?
THE BUDGET WILL BALANCE ITSELF ANYWAY.
PIPELINES ARE CANCELLED, THE EARTH THEY MAY RUIN
UNLESS THEY’RE OBAMAS IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT TUNE.
MILES UPON MILES OF IT APPROVED EVERY DAY
BUT KEYSTONE IS BAD FOR THE OLD USA.
OILSANDS OIL TOO DIRTY THEY CRY
BUT GIVE US A DEAL AND MAYBE WE’LL BUY.
THE WINDMILLS AND SUN WILL KEEP US ALL WARM
WE CAN PUT THEM ON LAND THAT FOLKS USED TO FARM.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
WHEN LEAVING ALBERTA PLEASE TURN OUT THE LIGHT.