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Social Justice Warriors Get Owned in Epic Takedown

“You’re fighting for the right to be a pussy and to not hear opinions that you don’t like!”

Crowder joined Breitbart’s Milo Yiannopoulos and Professor Christina Hoff Sommers at the University of Massachusetts last night for an event entitled ‘The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?’

Promising to do a “reality check” on “liberal fruitcakes,” Crowder immediately turned his attention to a student in the audience who had been heckling the attendees since the start of the conference.

“Do you have any idea sir how pathetic it must be to be you?” Crowder asked the individual, accusing him of being a “professional victim”.

“Let me go in and screw with their act just because – oh my God – your parents didn’t tell you that your opinion wasn’t worth that much,” roared Crowder, asserting that social justice warriors didn’t understand him because he was not their “gender studies professor who has to cater to your trigger warning, microaggression, safe space bullshit!”.

“This monster that you’re so afraid of, the face that you see in your nightmares,” said Crowder pointing to Yiannopoulos, “was created by social justice warrior assholes like you!”

The radio host adeptly dealt with a cry from the audience that he was “racist” before unloading on SJWs for their brazen hatred and intolerance of free speech.

“We want an open conversation of ideas, you guys can’t be grown adults enough to literally wait 10 minutes until we open the floor and unlike leftists – guess what – we don’t try and ban you when your speakers come to school.”

Crowder then addressed the slavish intellectual laziness with which social justice warriors form their warped outlook on the world.

“These opinions that you’re yelling out, they’re not even your opinions, they’re your opinions from your gender studies professor and the real reason you pick it is you thought it was your best chance at getting laid,” said Crowder, telling the SJW in the crowd, “Only to realize that your very glance in the direction of a woman causes a barren womb.”

Crowder refused to check his privilege before comparing today’s regressive “progressives” with college liberals of the past.

“At least they thought they were fighting the system, they were trying to create transparency, they really thought they were for free speech. You people are openly and completely against it – you’re not fighting for free speech, you’re not fighting for rights, you’re fighting for the right to be a pussy and to not hear opinions that you don’t like!” concluded Crowder to a standing ovation.

Returning to his seat, Crowder addressed the boos of a few in the audience, telling them, “If you only take one piece of advice from this OK, please sincerely – don’t be an asshole your whole life.”

The rest of the nearly two hour event was a constant back and forth between the speakers and deranged social justice warrior hecklers who could only repeat the same ad hominem buzzwords like “racist” and had no actual arguments. Many of them left before the conference concluded.

Watch the full event below.

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