Traffic Reporter’s Savage Message to Those Who Threatened to Leave U.S. If Trump Won
During the crazy 2016 presidential election, scores of Hillary-backers from the across the nation and numerous Hollywood elites vowed to pack up and leave the United States if Republican Donald Trump became President-elect Donald Trump on November 8. Well, that day has come, and they are still not gone.
One local traffic reporter, making note of such unfulfilled promises, decided to respond by helpfully giving directions to Canada, since this is precisely where many promised to move to—oddly enough, they didn’t vow to move to Mexico or Iran (racism?).
“I know a lot of people said that if their candidate lost the election, they’d be moving to Canada,” said the Tulsa reporter. “Not sure why, but that was some of the folks’ promises out there. So, let me give you the quickest and most direct route to Canada from Tulsa.”
While he gave directions, his fellow employees began laughing.
“They’re laughing at me,” he says. “This is serious stuff!”
“Now, when you get to Canada, you’re gonna hit the border here; make sure you have either your card or your passport to get into Canada now,” he continues.
“So, that’s your route to Canada!” he concludes, fully satisfied with himself.
Savage.
Of course, none of these people will actually leave. Instead, some will riot, others will cry uncontrollable tears on their social media accounts, and the rest will call other Americans racists and sexists for voting against the most corrupt presidential candidate in history. But again, none will actually move.
To view a list of celebrities who have vowed to leave the country after a Trump win, yet still haven’t, click here. To sign and share a petition encouraging these fine folks to fulfill their promises and actually leave America, click here.