You called your business WHAT?

 Hilarious photos show some very dodgy company signs that probably don’t drum up much trade

  • Businesses around the world have used puns and jokes to title their companies
  • Photos shared on social media reveal the inappropriate and awkward titles
  • Customers can dine at Poo-Ping Palace, Lick-A-Chick or The Chocolate Log
  • They can stae at Big Dick’s Halfway Inn or shop for shoes at The Athlete’s Foot 

By Kelly Mclaughlin

Comically named restaurants and businesses are handing out laughs with their professional services.

Businesses from around the world have used quirky puns and inappropriate jokes to give their services a little humor – and many have been shared on social media.

Customers can get their car cleaned at Star Wash, shop for new running shoes at Athlete’s Foot and grab a bite of Thai Food at Poo-Ping Palace before catching up on sleep at Big Dick’s Halfway Inn.

Or perhaps after dining at Lick-A-Chick, you could get your grass cut by Lawn and Order: Special Grass Unit.

Having car trouble? Call Camel Tow if you need to hitch a ride. Looking for steel structures? Give Unlimited Erections a call.

Here MailOnline brings you the rudest, crudest and most awkward business names across the globe.

Restaurateurs from around the world have used quirky puns and inappropriate jokes to give their businesses a little humor – and many have been shared on social media. Pictured above, a Thai Restaurant in an unknown location is named ‘Poo-Ping Palace’ –

A liquor store in the Brooklyn borough of New York City has chosen an unfortunate name - STD Wines and Liquors

A liquor store in the Brooklyn borough of New York City has chosen an unfortunate name – STD Wines and Liquors

A confectionery and coffee shot, named The Chocolate Log, chose a name some people might associate with human waste

 A confectionery and coffee shot, named The Chocolate Log, chose a name some people might associate with human waste
A franchise in what is believed to be Indonesia shocked English speakers by using the name Mr Piss for a restaurant. The restaurant mainly sells bananas

 A franchise in what is believed to be Indonesia shocked English speakers by using the name Mr Piss for a restaurant. The restaurant mainly sells bananas
One chicken shop in Nova Scotia, Canada, has named its restaurant with the inappropriate title, Lick a Chick

 One chicken shop in Nova Scotia, Canada, has named its restaurant with the inappropriate title, Lick a Chick
A steel and structural building company in Louisville, Kentucky is named 'Unlimited Erections'

A steel and structural building company in Louisville, Kentucky is named ‘Unlimited Erections’

A window pane company in New Hampshire made a funny pun with their name, as The Pane in the Glass

A window pane company in New Hampshire made a funny pun with their name, as The Pane in the Glass

A show company - likely selling athletic shoes - made the pun The Athlete's Foot with its company name, referencing the infection many athletes face

A show company – likely selling athletic shoes – made the pun The Athlete’s Foot with its company name, referencing the infection many athletes face

In a dirtier turn for headlines, a company in Fayetteville, North Carolina, named their towing company 'Camel Tow'

In a dirtier turn for headlines, a company in Fayetteville, North Carolina, named their towing company ‘Camel Tow’

A lawn company referenced Law and Order: Special Victims Unit with their company title, naming the business, Lawn and Order: Special Grass Unit

 A lawn company referenced Law and Order: Special Victims Unit with their company title, naming the business, Lawn and Order: Special Grass Unit
In another inappropriate business name, a plumbing service named its company, Greasy Beaver

In another inappropriate business name, a plumbing service named its company, Greasy Beaver

In Brookings, Oregon, a Transmissions business jokingly named its company, Tranny-man, and featured a Superman-like superhero on its sign

In Brookings, Oregon, a Transmissions business jokingly named its company, Tranny-man, and featured a Superman-like superhero on its sign

In Missouri, a hotel called Big Dick's Halfway Inn features a gift shop and is apparently the home of the 'Original Minnow Shot'

In Missouri, a hotel called Big Dick’s Halfway Inn features a gift shop and is apparently the home of the ‘Original Minnow Shot’

One car wash called Star Wash took it to the next level with its typeface, looking astonishingly similar to the font used in the film Star Wars

One car wash called Star Wash took it to the next level with its typeface, looking astonishingly similar to the font used in the film Star Wars

In Connecticut, a complete septic service decided to make fun of its own business by calling itself, Stool Bus

In Connecticut, a complete septic service decided to make fun of its own business by calling itself, Stool Bus

In another inappropriate business title, a garage door service in Arizona has called itself 'Well Hung Garage Doors'

In another inappropriate business title, a garage door service in Arizona has called itself ‘Well Hung Garage Doors’

In Southern California, a stir fry restaurant has called itself Pho King Way - a play on inappropriate swear word

In Southern California, a stir fry restaurant has called itself Pho King Way – a play on inappropriate swear word

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