in Right Quotes

A Wealthy Investor

A wealthy sports team owner appears before city councilors and says

If I promise to keep my team in your city will you be good little socialists

Pay for a new and great facility? All of the elected officials

­reacted with glee and shouted “of course! Yippee!”

Then the wealthy man says “will you be good little socialists and pay

for a facility for a nude dancing establishment?

The elected officials were all shocked.

They yelled “what do you think we are?”

The wealthy investor says “well we have already established that

you all are socialist hookers, now we are just haggling over the details”