WaPo Explains How to Ensure Your Toddler Is Sufficiently Woke—in Case You Were Wondering
By Stacey Lennox
Because shoving racial narratives down our children’s throats the minute public schools get their hands on them isn’t enough, The Washington Post wants you to know your toddlers can be appropriately woke before they go to kindergarten. An entire industry is emerging to tutor your children in social justice religion before they can talk. Books, tools, and even online programs will make sure your little cherubs know precisely where they fit in the intersectional pyramid and introduce them to the concept of gender at the same time they figure out that mom and dad are different.
The authors of the WaPo article seem to think that parents are wondering when to talk to their children about social justice. The good news is that “experts,” in theories with no underlying data to support them, have all kinds of tools for you. According to the article, there is a music program that confuses them about gender and drag queen story hour is now going to be a television show. Consider yourself warned.