in World News Rich Karen Is Caught Keying Tesla in Seattle, yet Cops Seem Oddly Confused Over Motive
by Victoria Taft
We’re just a couple of days away from the left’s latest spasm of weirdness, the “Tesla Takedown,” in which people in blue cities around the country will put their mental illness on full display in hopes of hurting Elon Musk. If this is reminiscent of that saying about taking poison and hoping someone else dies, you’re not wrong. Except these domestic terrorists carry actual poison. And bombs.
Besides wanting to kill Tesla’s stock because Elon Musk is helping to curb government spending, kooks who once avowedly swore that the world was dying of too much carbon dioxide are now setting Teslas on fire, creating an inferno that emits more pollutants in the air than their entire household for a year.
These human non-sequiturs are the latest iteration of leftist deep thinkers who believe it’s better to let forests burn in a huge burst of CO2 than to manage them and keep the carbon stored in the trees. When memories fade, they can always blame SUVs and demand government force us to drive electric cars.
Obviously, the climate fraud is collapsing before our eyes. Maybe someday these kooks will figure out that they’re burning the wrong effigy.
But we digress. Musk is receiving real death threats from the unhinged fringe of leftists who have qualified for driver’s licenses and are allowed to carry sharp objects.
Take this lady kook for example, please.
In Issaquah, Wash., just hop and a skip from the blast zone of a Molotov cocktail, we find a white woman and gym owner who apparently missed her workout the other day. Though attorney Elle Woods assured us that “exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t,” they do apparently make 55-year-old gym owners lose their ever-loving minds.