Liberal Gasbag Michael Moore Rewrites the Pledge of Allegiance with a Focus on Globalism and Pie
We haven’t heard much from liberal blowhard Michael Moore lately, but he has found a way to work himself back into the news.
Moore has rewritten the American Pledge of Allegiance, in an effort to insult Trump supporters. He replaced nationalism with a focus on globalism and even managed to work in a reference to pie, something we imagine Moore likes to eat as often as possible.
You couldn’t make this up.
Breitbart News reported:
Michael Moore Floats Left-Wing Rewrite of Pledge of Allegiance Attacking ‘MAGA Heads’
Radical left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore thinks he has a better idea for the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance, one he says can unite progressives against the “MAGA heads” he despises.
Moore debuted his new pledge on his substack account where he claimed he was trying to “fight for the survival” of the country even as his ideas tear it down.
“For you. For me. For the people and for the country that deep down — in spite of its MAGA-heads, in spite of its insanity — we’ve decided to fight for its survival, holding onto a belief that we can make it better, that we can fix it, that we can end the madness and create a true Democracy for which it stands,” he wrote as an introduction to his new pledge.