HILARIOUS! President Trump: “We’re Going to Teach them How to Run Away” if Illegals Want to Escape Alligator Alcatraz
“Run Like This, and you Know What? Your Chances Go Up About 1%”
President Trump spoke to reporters at the White House on Tuesday morning as he departed for Florida to tour the new alien detention facility at Florida’s Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport, informally known as “Alligator Alcatraz.”
Like the original Alcatraz Island in the San Francisco Bay, Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz will be surrounded by deadly conditions, including alligators, pythons, and dense swampland in the Florida Everglades.
“It’s an East Coast version,” the President said.
President Trump confirmed to reporters this morning that the concept of the facility is for alligators and pythons to eat any potential escapees. “I guess that’s the concept,” he said.
“Snakes are fast, but alligators are big. We’re going to teach them how to run away from an alligator, okay? If they escape prison, how to run away. ”
“Don’t run in a straight line. Run like this,” he said waving his hands in a zig-zag motion.
“Your chances go up about 1%, okay? Not a good thing.”