Internet explodes with next-best job suggestions for Jasmine Crockett
By Joe Kovacs
‘Is Walmart hiring? Asking for a friend’
Now that U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett has lost her Senate primary to fellow Texas Democrat James Talarico, the internet is exploding with hilarious memes featuring what the fiery congresswoman might do for gainful employment in the future.
Previously, Crockett had famously posted a video of herself and staffers dancing to Kendrick Lamar’s song “Not Like Us.”
Do you think Jasmine Crockett is dancing like this after her LOSS! 😂🤣😭 pic.twitter.com/zRkcpMKxbh
— ꧁♛𝓑𝓵✯𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼♛꧂ (@heyitsmeCarolyn) March 4, 2026
That was a starting point for some of the brand-new A.I. creations, showing Crockett hawking chicken at Popeye’s along with mopping floors and working at Walmart.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Voters having been editing the video of Rep. Jasmine Crockett walking out to Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ single. Voters have been switching Crockett’s clothes to places they believe she should work at now that she lost her election.
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) March 4, 2026