Trump White House Launches “OnlyFarms”
By Noah
The humor inside this Trump White House is off the charts…
It’s like they’re constantly juggling multiple balls at the same time, saving the world but also asking “can we make this funnier while we save the world?”
And the consistently deliver on both.
The latest?
While working to save farmers, President Trump is launching a new website and they’re naming it “OnlyFarms” which is a hilarious reference to the “OnlyFans” porno site.
Not that I’m here to glorify that in any way, but you have to admit it is absolutely hilarious that the White House launches a website called OnlyFarms to save our farmers.
Here are more details, from the NY Post:
The Trump White House showed farmers some love Friday with a suggestive new website highlighting its agricultural policy, along with a massive golden tractor on the South Lawn.
The administration unveiled “OnlyFarms” — yes, the name is a deliberate play on the adult website OnlyFans — which is housed on the official WhiteHouse.gov website, but can only be found by searching “OnlyFarms.gov.”
While less sexy than its more popular counterpart, OnlyFarms includes a searchable map where users can click on their state to see the average amount they’ve saved due to Trump’s farming agenda.
Trump announced steps meant to ease some of the burdens Friday, including a new Small Business Administration loan program that will increase guarantees to 90% for lenders who work with small businesses in the agricultural industry, up from the current 75%.