Rob Schneider Obliterates Alicia Keys’ “Women Have No Rights” Lie
“Name One Right That Women DON’T Have in America?!” — Then Drops the Hammer on Every Dangerous Job Men Risk Their Lives Doing
Comedian and actor Rob Schneider just went nuclear on woke singer Alicia Keys after she posted her latest grievance-filled Instagram rant claiming American women still don’t have “an explicit guarantee to equal rights under the U.S. Constitution” and begging followers to help write some new “People’s Bill of Rights” for the country’s 250th anniversary.
Schneider didn’t mince words. He posted a viral open letter that perfectly sums up what millions of fed-up American men have been thinking for years.
Here’s the full letter in all its glorious, no-BS glory:
Dear Alicia Keys,
Name one right that women DON’T have in America?! I will wait.
Please know that women are FREE to join men working on offshore oil rigs, on deep sea crabbing and fishing vessels, logging trees with gigantic chainsaws, underwater welding for bridge construction and underground mining.
You and purty lady friends can also collect garbage and recycling at 6 in the morning and when you’re done with that you girls are welcome to risk your lives restoring electricity on high power lines.
These “rights” are waiting for you but you gals won’t do it, because you need men to do it. Because that is what men do: risk their lives day in and day out so you lovely girls can just pretend that all those things magically take care of themselves while you bitch and moan about perceived injustices and lack of rights.
So you go girl, Enjoy your electricity and your roads being repaired and your garbage being magically picked up every Tuesday morning and your fancy vegetables and grass fed steaks trucked into your grocery store at 5 in the morning, while you have Vietnamese ladies paint your toenails.
You can call it toxic masculinity, but you would cry your lovely fake eyelashes off when your Air Conditioning breaks down for more than 3 hours.
Your welcome!
Yours truly,
MEN