Rand Paul reveals Washington spent $4,600,000 of YOUR money to find out whether getting drunk makes you FALL DOWN.
Another $3,000,000 went to studying whether eating ants fights global warming. $7,000,000 on a “smart toilet” that photographs your backside. And $2,000,000 to learn if hot tubs help you relax.
Rand Paul kept the receipts. It gets dumber: • NIH spent $1,000,000 to help people get over their fear of the dentist. • USAID spent $48,000,000 to help disconnected Tunisian youth cope with modern society. • NIH spent $36,000,000 to find out why stress turns hair gray. • Washington even sent money to Central America to train people on how to apply for U.S. grants. Yes, really. We paid them to get better at taking our money. Not one American with an ounce of common sense would vote to approve a dime of this garbage. The government pisses away billions like this and never stops asking for MORE.
Rand Paul reveals Washington spent $4,600,000 of YOUR money to find out whether getting drunk makes you FALL DOWN.
Another $3,000,000 went to studying whether eating ants fights global warming.
$7,000,000 on a “smart toilet” that photographs your backside.
And $2,000,000 to… pic.twitter.com/dc5tSu4cMZ
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) October 8, 2026