Last winter alone, CHOP managed to inject, through the Close Your Eyes program, over 2,000 little bigot anti-vaxxers on its operating tables with flu shots that don’t actually work because they’re based on shoddy guesswork.
Related: Vaxxed Healthcare Workers 27% MORE Likely to Contract Flu: Study
Via The Defender:
“In the 2025-2026 flu season, the team delivered 2,054 flu vaccine doses to children undergoing sedation or anesthesia. Roughly a third of those wouldn’t have otherwise received the flu vaccine due to needle phobia, limited healthcare access or vaccine hesitancy, the leaders said.
After launching the program in 2023, its leaders are seeking to expand the program by including COVID-19, RSV and other catch-up shots for kids whose vaccinations aren’t up to date with federal vaccine recommendations.”
Given the already heightened state of stress that anesthesia places on the body, several doctors who clearly haven’t gotten enough free pharmaceutical paraphernalia from hot pharma reps in low-cut tops and cushy, all-expenses-paid Brought to You by Pfizer™ speaking engagements at some Hawaii beachfront resort remain skeptical of injecting sedated children with drugs that are already plenty dangerous in a state of consciousness.
Continuing:
“Dr. Madhava Setty, a board-certified anesthesiologist with 24 years of clinical experience, called CHOP’s program “stunningly irresponsible.”…
Anesthesia and whatever other medications are required for an operation carry enough risk as it is, because the drugs used in the operating room are especially potent, Setty said. That’s especially true for children. “We simply cannot know how an individual child will respond to these drugs for the first time.”
Dr. Larry Palevsky, a pediatrician, called it a “very bad idea” to administer a flu vaccine to a child under anesthesia. “Anesthesia and surgery increase stress levels and inflammation in children’s bodies — so do vaccines.”
Vaccinating children while under anesthesia and surgery will only increase the potential for significant adverse events, since it will be harder for children to detoxify from vaccination while under anesthesia, he said. “This is a perfect storm to use a setting like the stress of anesthesia and a surgical procedure to further injure children.””
Not to worry; Dr. Madhava Setty and Dr. Larry Palevsky will get their minds right one way or another, or they might just find themselves up for a surprise review of their medical licenses.
Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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