“SATIRE” 13 Billion Dead After Trump Unbanned From Twitter
Thirteen billion people have already died horrible deaths mere hours after former President Donald Trump was reinstated to Twitter. “We should have seen this coming,” said a distraught Elon Musk, surveying the killing fields. “The liberals, they tried to warn me – but I just wouldn’t listen! Oh, curse the day that I started reading that dastardly Babylon Bee!” Just as Democrats predicted, the entire earth descended into chaos and violence within mere seconds of Trump’s account being restored. “The barbarity unleashed by President Trump posting words on a website has literally killed every human on earth and then...
Thirteen billion people have already died horrible deaths mere hours after former President Donald Trump was reinstated to Twitter. “We should have seen this coming,” said a distraught Elon Musk, surveying the killing fields. “The liberals, they tried to...
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