The teacher said… Let’s begin by reviewing some history. Who said: ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death!’? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said. “Very good! “Who said: ‘Government of the People, by the People, for...
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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in Canada ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right, 5.6% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: ...
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8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit...
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If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299.8 mm/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by voting Liberal in the next election.
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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly. “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”...
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Going to dinner at his favorite Indian Restaurant Putting His Life-skills to work For The Children Justin Working Hard to Bring Peace to Korea After His Hard day of Hard Work Taking Time to Be With Friends Playing Good Cop or Is It Bad Cop Or Feeling Frisky Cop https://rightedition.com/
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