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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Girl On A Bridge

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?” So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Final Act of Love

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. He had served his country, he had been in politics, he had a good life, it was time. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Dog’s Life

It just hit me! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.  He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to Him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Canadian in France – Where’s Your Passport?

A group of retired Canadian teachers recently went to France on a tour. William Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 88, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. “You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. “Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.” The old man said, “The last time I was here I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible!  Canadians always have to show their passports on arrival in… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A Bus Load of Politicians

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, ‘were they all dead?’ The old farmer… View Article

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

A ‘Private’ Joke

Military: LT COL. Be careful out there! PRIVATE If I were going to be careful I’d have joined the Canadian Coast Guard. LT COL. Do you know what top secret is? PRIVATE Yes sir. It’s the kind of mission where you get medals but they send them to your relatives. LT COL. You are a shepherd by profession and a pacifist by nature? There are times though when you must fight off the wolves. Are you really a pacifist? PRIVATE No sir!

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on June 8, 2013 in Right Jokes

10 Reasons to Start Drinking

It was 1919 (just before prohibition started) and the Canadian Liberal Party wanted to help the United States with their prohibition and came upon the following poster…I would have drunk, and drunk, and drunk. I mean seriously, Would you quit drinking?

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